So as I prepare to return to the classroom this month I am trying to decide how I can gracefully maneuver around the whiteboard. No, I did not say wide-board.
When I started teaching I was the same age as my students and was a potential date. Tall, thin and smokin' hot ( ok, well tall and tepid) But now comes the judgement day, the rear end rapture. I have to stand in front of the frat boys and wiggle my way through some pre-calc, all the while trying to constantly divert their attention upwards.
Can I fake a mild paralysis and claim that I need to sit and use an overhead projector? I think George Costanza tried that one to get the handicap bathroom. Where's Harry Potter's invisibility cloak? Maybe I could wear it as a skirt...
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